I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
i was on some animal charity site and look at this hoodie i am totally getting it and no one can stop me
So Skittles has these new “Dark Side” kind and I just
"The Other Side of the Rainbow"
I DUNNO MAN
DOESN’T REALLY SOUND LIKE A PLACE I WANNA GO
EVEN THE FLAVORS SOUND SCARY AND WIERDLY… IDK
AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT DARKEST AND MOST DEPRAVED OF FRUITS
But blood orange.
its fucking red
This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
This makes me uncomfortable
this makes me laugh because we’re so worried for our appearance, race, gender and shit and we’re actually the closest thing to a mutant spaghetti
this is our final form
my little group of followers is slowly becoming not so little i am happy hello new followers where di you all come from i am owl